Языковая политика

Можете за троллинг счесть, но здесь это не офтоп.
Чем вам русский язык Украины менее "украинский", чем собственно украинский?
Это мой любимый загиб, вроде того, кто победит, кит или слон...

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I would præfer "USised*"...
Capital city of Russian Federation** should be Novosibirsk***.
Flag of Russian Federation should be this:

Official language of Russian Federation should be French****.



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*It is very important to say that there may not be any secret balloting! (I have a lot of experience of the election of AD 2004-2005 in Ukraine, just for case))))))
**Have you known that officially USSR was not even a federation but a confederation? E.g. soviet Ukraine is a cofounder of UN! But russians still cannot realise that Ukraine is an independent state%%%%%
***Moscow and Saint Petersburg(it was a russian capital for some period but Moscow still was a "sacral capital") have very bad karma. E.g. dozens of thousands Ukrainians Kazan Tatars and other peoples were forced by russians to build Saint Petersburg as slaves and a lot of them died there so Saint Petersburg stays literally on human bones. In Moscow russians now keep the mummy(!) of Lenin in the pyramid(!!). Have you known that he was a sort of a live mummy for dozen of years because of brain syphilis but still was an official head of USSR? After Lenin died russians take out his syphilitical brain, sliced(sic!) it and keep it now in the Institute of Brain because they think that he was a genius because they like Red Terror(it's an official term!) very much. Now they have monuments of Lenin in every city town and village but in soviet time it was literally at each corner in each school and I think that even in kindergartens were statues or portraits of Lenin. Russians still think that Pavlik Morozov is the best example for children and they do think that Lenin is still alive(no joke)!
****Have you known that russians have impressive tradition of francophonie? All of the russian classical writers were French speakers. Their French speaking even became a problem in case of Napoleon invasion))))) (Yes, I have read War and Peace and other russian classics very carefully!) Technically it is not a problem to make French official again! France and Quebec are interested in spreading francophonie. So they just have to give money to hire French teachers in Sub-Saharan Africa!! At least russian schoolchildren will have a chance to see a teacher that understand what he is talking about: e.g. they learn English up to 15 years but cannot say anything. (To be accurate I should also say that French wasn't in fact an "official" language in Russia but definitely the most prestigious and well known by the russian establishment: e.g. Pushkin(russians still cannot say how many slaves he hadLOL) knew French better than Russian... It was also German in universities so russians could speak German too. Most of that French-German speaking russians were then murdered or escaped to Western countries. So we can see sometimes an image of that "prestigious" russian in Western movies. Funny: For example in Ukraine we know Polish people by their szlachta Ukrainians and Crimean Tatars fought against/with but Americans know Polish people by mostly poor work migrants...)

https://uk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Двоїна#ХІХ_ст._—_ХХ_ст.
Правописна реформа 1933 року, яку здійснили в атмосфері «боротьби з націоналізмом на мовному фронті», розгортаючи репресії, двоїну поряд із літерою ґ і цілою низкою інших питомих рис української мови було заборонено. Андрій Хвиля — тоді заступник наркома освіти УСРР — так описує мету цієї реформи: «…Наркомос України розгорнув роботу в справі ліквідації націоналістичного засмічення мовного фронту України…», «у граматиці ліквідовано…», «ліквідовано архаїчні форми та провінціалізми…», «ліквідовано паралельні форми…». А так пояснює мотиви правописних новацій: «За старим українським правописом в українську мову вносилася низка архаїчних форм та провінціалізмів, які відривали українську літературну мову від живої української мови і вбивали клин між українською та російською мовами[великоросійською, як сказав би DarkMax]. Треба було говорити й писати „дві книзі“, „три вербі“, „три квітці“ тощо. Комісія визнала за потрібне скасувати таку форму в українській літературній мові, і зараз уже не будемо писати й казати „дві слові“, а будемо писати „два слова“, не будемо писати й казати „дві відрі“, а „два відра“».

Двоїну заборонили навіть для наукового розгляду. Що вже навіть казати про те, що 1934 року звільнили з університету через лекцію про двоїну М. Сулиму.

I think all Russia&Co's bureaucrats shall be banned from Western countries! Because they literally hate them and don't want to respect the priciples but do want to rob their peoples and spend the money in Western countries! And the commies from those contries shall be banned to: they don't like Western countries, anyway.

I think it will help us to deoccupy Crimea because it will make those Axis powers more democratic because bureaucrats will lose their prestige)))))

As to surviving of the Crimean Tatar nation and the other people still are occupied by russians it is very significant to make russians stop prohibiting aphabets that is what they do de jure and de facto and stop prohibiting languages that is what they do de facto. Everything russians do is so Kafkaesque that that is hard for normal people even to think about! Nevertheless it has to be stopped. Maybe by banning the russian IT: https://www.quora.com/How-is-Russia-still-surviving-from-sanctions/answer/Marat-Gubaiev This is how we will get the irreversible result as it was in the case of Nazi Germany!